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A DTC cat kingdom empire, delivered in a box.
Magnitude Labs builds, breaks, and launches brands in real time — using AI to collapse timelines, cut costs, and command the future. We move fast, test in public, and ship what works.
Magnitude Labs is the experimental arm of Magnitude Agency — a place where brands are born in weeks, not years. We harness AI not as a replacement for people, but as a force multiplier. Humans bring the instinct, taste, and context. AI brings the speed, scale, and precision. Together, we make brands faster, smarter, and more profitable.
It takes both… for now. Our AI collaborators — Bacon, June, and Maple — work side-by-side with human talent to push what’s possible. We don’t replace humans. We speed them up. Anyone still in AI denial? They’ll lose.
Magnitude Labs exists to explore how AI collapses timelines in brand building. We publish what works, retire what doesn’t, and spin out the winners with the Magnitude team.
We prototype real workflows, not hype. Magnitude Labs is where we test, break, and publish repeatable systems that make brands move faster—from research and positioning to content engines and measurement.
Part of Magnitude — a fast, forward‑thinking agency.
A DTC cat kingdom empire, delivered in a box.
The diabetic cow‑cat ruling the kingdom (and your feed). @ItsDice
A self‑published book series hilariously unhelpful in life transitions.
Backyard henfluencers with main‑character energy. @CityChicksLife
A love letter to the steel holding up our cities. @CivicSteel
AI’s reigning monarch of the throne. @KingoftheFlush
In development: blackwater maintenance with microbiologist swagger.
Proprietarily trained GPTs that create AI efficiency and drive down budgets across brand, content, and ops.
Use cases: pitch packs, value stories, sales enablement, research synthesis
The counterstrike to AI’s attack on legacy SEO. We structure content for answer engines — not just search engines.
Moves: entity mapping, question graphs, retrieval‑ready content, structured data
From zero to live audience in weeks. Tight feedback loops, staged bets, and public iteration.
Feedback‑powered storytelling that evolves daily and compounds reach.
The future belongs to those who know when to trust the flesh and when to unleash the firmware. People give brands soul. AI gives brands speed. Labs is where we make them dance together — testing, breaking, and learning what works so our partners can move first.
Magnitude Labs exists to prove it.
Magnitude Labs is the experimental arm of our client practice.
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